I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Randomize
