No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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