sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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