And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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