it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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