There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Randomize
