I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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