just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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