i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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