i just ordered a pitcher of margaritas for me and a friend but she called and canceled. oh well, looks like im getting trashed alone.
the waiter who hardly speaks english told me "i go get your medicine now"
this medicine is soooo good.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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