Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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