addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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