Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
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