so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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