Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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