Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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