Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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