Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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