Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
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