The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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