apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
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