either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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