nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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