new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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