I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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