So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
do herpes really smell.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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