dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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