i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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