Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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