is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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