i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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