The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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