She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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