I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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