at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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