I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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