The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
It's never too late to be topless.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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