mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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