so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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