And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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