I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
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