Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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