Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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