A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
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