Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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