Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
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