...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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