Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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