i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Randomize
