Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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