Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
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Oh Jesus.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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