i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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